{"id":112,"date":"2014-05-07T22:11:10","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T22:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aweewalk.com\/?p=112"},"modified":"2014-10-20T15:19:02","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T15:19:02","slug":"if-weather-were-a-poker-hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/?p=112","title":{"rendered":"If weather were a poker hand . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d have a flush.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_114\" style=\"width: 179px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image7.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-114\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-114\" src=\"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image7-169x300.jpg\" alt=\"The town I leave from on Friday.\" width=\"169\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-114\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The town I leave from on Friday.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>At the Vodafone store today, where I bought various SIM cards, plug adapters and data plans, the tech guru Callum (who played &#8220;American football&#8221; in college), told me this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-113\" src=\"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/image6-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"image\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you know how to forecast the weather in Scotland? \u00a0If it&#8217;s raining it&#8217;s going to rain harder. \u00a0If it&#8217;s not raining it&#8217;s about to rain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;d have a flush. &nbsp; At the Vodafone store today, where I bought various SIM cards, plug adapters and data plans, the tech guru Callum (who played &#8220;American football&#8221; in college), told me this: &nbsp; &#8220;Do you know how to forecast the weather in Scotland? \u00a0If it&#8217;s raining it&#8217;s going to rain harder. \u00a0If it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-scotland","post-preview"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":116,"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aweewalk.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}