If weather were a poker hand . . .

I’d have a flush.

The town I leave from on Friday.

At the Vodafone store today, where I bought various SIM cards, plug adapters and data plans, the tech guru Callum (who played “American football” in college), told me this:

“Do you know how to forecast the weather in Scotland?  If it’s raining it’s going to rain harder.  If it’s not raining it’s about to rain.”